Divine Decision Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your divine decision ponderer? Discover a range of creative products designed to honor those who love deep thought and inspired choices. Whether they’re artists, writers, or dreamers, our collection features clever, inspiring items perfect for sparking their creative spirit. Find mugs, t-shirts, prints, and more that celebrate the art of pondering divine decisions with humor and heart.

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"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day." mockup

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

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"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend." mockup

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

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"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?" mockup

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

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'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?' mockup

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

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Jesus wept

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'What did He do before he was God?' mockup

'What did He do before he was God?'

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'And my board approved this?'

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'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.' mockup

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

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'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.' mockup

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

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'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,' mockup

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

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"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply." mockup

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

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"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?" mockup

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

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"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over." mockup

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

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Yahweh/Your Way

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"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks." mockup

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

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'Entropy already? You just made it.' mockup

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

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'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.' mockup

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

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'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.' mockup

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

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Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

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"Trump's election victory was intended by God!"

"Trump's election victory was intended by God!" mockup

"Trump's election victory was intended by God!"

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"That's just so God."

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In and Out.

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The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here. mockup

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

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"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ." mockup

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

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"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..." mockup

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

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"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!" mockup

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"

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'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?' mockup

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

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'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.' mockup

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

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Struck Down by Lightning.

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Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it. mockup

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

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'I don't remember predetermining THAT!' mockup

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

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'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.' mockup

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

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'What about all these fish stories?' mockup

'What about all these fish stories?'

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Robert had everything a man could want - good looks - money - a real ladies man, but sadly born under an unlucky star...

Robert had everything a man could want - good looks - money - a real ladies man, but sadly born under an unlucky star... mockup

Robert had everything a man could want - good looks - money - a real ladies man, but sadly born under an unlucky star...

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'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.'

'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.' mockup

'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.'

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Divine Decision Ponderer Gifts Collection

Divine Decision Ponderer Mugs

Explore our mugs collection designed for divine decision ponderers. Perfect for daily inspiration and a touch of humor in your coffee or tea.

Divine Decision Ponderer Pillows

Find cozy pillows for your divine decision ponderers. They add a clever, inspiring touch to any living space or meditation corner.

Divine Decision Ponderer Prints

Browse our art prints for the thoughtful soul. Elevate your decor with witty, inspiring designs that celebrate deep pondering and creative inspiration.

Divine Decision Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts for the creative and contemplative. Perfect for expressing your love of pondering and inspiring thoughtful conversations.