Divine Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your divine ponderer? Explore items that celebrate their creative curiosity and love for deep thoughts. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that resonates with their need to contemplate and marvel at life's mysteries. These gifts are ideal for nurturing their poetic side and encouraging their reflective nature.

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Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it. mockup

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

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'Entropy already? You just made it.' mockup

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

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"That's just so God."

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'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.' mockup

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

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"No offense, but some of these could be construed as pretty extreme denial"

"No offense, but some of these could be construed as pretty extreme denial" mockup

"No offense, but some of these could be construed as pretty extreme denial"

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Gods plan for the shape of the world goes askew

Gods plan for the shape of the world goes askew mockup

Gods plan for the shape of the world goes askew

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'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?' mockup

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

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Jesus wept

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.' mockup

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

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"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?" mockup

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

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"I'll have dessert first."

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The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins. mockup

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

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"It is just as the Oracle foretold!" mockup

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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'I say we try it.'

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'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.' mockup

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

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'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.' mockup

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

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'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?' mockup

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

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Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism. mockup

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

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'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.' mockup

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

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'What did He do before he was God?' mockup

'What did He do before he was God?'

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God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas. mockup

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

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Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

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'He's always looking for an argument!' mockup

'He's always looking for an argument!'

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'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.' mockup

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

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The End is Near.

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"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS." mockup

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

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A self-filling prophecy.

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"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day." mockup

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

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'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?' mockup

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

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"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?" mockup

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

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'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?' mockup

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

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'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,' mockup

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

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"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?" mockup

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

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Divine Ponderer Gifts Collection

Divine Ponderer Mugs

Explore more thoughtful mugs designed for divine ponderers—perfect for daily inspiration and deep thoughts.

Divine Ponderer Pillows

Discover pillows that bring comfort and reflection into their space—ideal for pondering in style.

Divine Ponderer Prints

Decorate their sanctuary with prints that spark curiosity and divine pondering—think, reflect, and be inspired.

Divine Ponderer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase their creative pondering spirit—quirky, inspiring, and uniquely thoughtful.