Divine Decision Makers Gifts

In and Out.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'And my board approved this?'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Decision time

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

"Members of the board, my indecision is final."