Divine Decision Makers Prints

In and Out.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'And my board approved this?'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Decision time

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

"Members of the board, my indecision is final."

High Tech/Low Tech.