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"Oh! Well, Enoch isn't the chosen one. Maybe it's you Moses?"

Local News in Heaven

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

The Ordered List

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'And my board approved this?'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Just my luck."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"And God called the light day."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

Yahweh/Your Way

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'I think I've got it.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

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In and Out.

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

'New Charismatic'

God throwing a lifebelt.

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

Business for sale.