Decision-making Ponderer T-Shirts

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I don't know.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

G7 Summit Concern

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Needs to get a life"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Do Guns Kill?

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Violent Crime Statistics

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

We Used to Build Things

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Max Weber

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

The two faces of capitalism.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"