Indecisive Ponderer T-Shirts

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Undecided on who to vote for in the 2020 election.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

Supermarket Aisles.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Check it out. I'm exploring the fine line between a look of intense concentration and my usual resting dumb face."

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Why we always fail.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."

Which magazine?

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"