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"I've made up my mind. . . I'm settling on indecision."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Why we always fail.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Which magazine?

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Once chocolate bar. Colombian, Peruvian, Tibetan? 40 percent cocoa? 70 percent cocoa? 85 percent? 86.2 percent? With hazelnuts, almonds, walnuts, peanuts, sesame seeds, chili flakes, wasabi, kalamata olives? Chocolate! And a water. Bottled? Fizzy? Flavored? Vitamin-enhanced? Don't hurt me.

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

'The books on decision making are either in aisle 2 or aisle 4...I'm not sure.'

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'