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'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Fork in the trail.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

Question man

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

Digital or analog elevators.

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

No Coin Flipping

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

'I think I've perfected my simplified management style.'