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Which way to turn?

"We could finally make a decision, but it's so much more relaxing to keep mulling our options."

Operator torn between 'option 1' and 'option 2'

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

'I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Question man

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

House of Waffling

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

Man with Sex Reviews.

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."