Indecision Enthusiast Mugs

Which way to turn?

"We could finally make a decision, but it's so much more relaxing to keep mulling our options."

Operator torn between 'option 1' and 'option 2'

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

What can I get you today? Clarity. I'm tired of not knowing what I am supposed to do with my life. Who am I? Why am I here? Should I have a scone or a donut? If you wait long enough, the right question comes around. Should I have milk or move to Canada?

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

'I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Question man

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

House of Waffling

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."