Indecision Humorist Mugs

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

House of Waffling

Elevator reads 'Up 'Down' and 'Other options'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'So, Fathead, you gonna buy me or not?! Come on, Bozo, make up your mind!'

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Do we want to just flip a coin, or hire expensive consultants so they can flip a coin?"

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

"I'll give ya another minute..."

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

What can I get you today? Clarity. I'm tired of not knowing what I am supposed to do with my life. Who am I? Why am I here? Should I have a scone or a donut? If you wait long enough, the right question comes around. Should I have milk or move to Canada?