Indecision Humorist Gifts

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

House of Waffling

Elevator reads 'Up 'Down' and 'Other options'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Do we want to just flip a coin, or hire expensive consultants so they can flip a coin?"

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

"I'll give ya another minute..."

'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”