Indecision Enthusiasts Gifts

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

House of Waffling

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

Man with Sex Reviews.

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

"I'll give ya another minute..."

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”