Indecision Juggler Gifts

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'I planned to have him cremated - but you know me, always changing my mind at the very last minute.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

That party went well.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

House of Waffling

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

EXEC ORDER

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

'Do we have your commitment?'

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

"I'll give ya another minute..."

'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'

What can I get you today? Clarity. I'm tired of not knowing what I am supposed to do with my life. Who am I? Why am I here? Should I have a scone or a donut? If you wait long enough, the right question comes around. Should I have milk or move to Canada?

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'