Decision-juggler Gifts

'See? Nobody wants to make a commitment anymore!' (Sign says 'Stop - or whatever')

In/Out/These Things Happen.

That party went well.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Information Tightrope.

New Ideas in Business.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

Sitting man.

"Would you like a piece of advice or the whole pie?"

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."