Decision Guru Gifts

Big Decisions Made Here

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Jose Mourinho

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."