Decision Master Gifts

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Career Choices

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Fork in the trail.

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."