Decision-making Mastermind Gifts

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

"I think you might need to start again."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."