Management Mastermind Gifts

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"I think you might need to start again."

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'