Organizational Masterminds Gifts

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the patients?

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Computer operator welding machine.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I think I found the problem.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.