Marketing Masterminds Gifts

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

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"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

I don't like the looks of this.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...