Strategy Masterminds Gifts

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Okay, here's the plan...'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Digital Marketing

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.