Managerial Mastermind Gifts

"It's time to brainstorm our mission statement...."

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Because of the reorg you are now working for me.'

I don't like the looks of this.

I DID say 'my door is always open to you. I just didn't say WHAT door!

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Computer operator welding machine.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '