Organizational Mastermind Gifts

What can I play?

Man with desk organisers labelled: 'Worries' and 'Never Mind'.

'About this filing system of yours...'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Computer operator welding machine.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'I think I found the problem.'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"