Global Mastermind Gifts

Playing with the world.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!