Decision Deliberator Gifts

"Can we talk through a decision that I've already made?"

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

'When I throw my voice his way and belt out, 'Right On!'...It gives me confidence I've made the right decision!'

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

Supreme Court Crunch

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Career Choices

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Decision time