Decision Deliberator Gifts

"Can we talk through a decision that I've already made?"

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

'When I throw my voice his way and belt out, 'Right On!'...It gives me confidence I've made the right decision!'

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

Supreme Court Crunch

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Career Choices

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'