Dilemma Deliberator Gifts

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

Can do...No can do

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Supreme Court Crunch

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'My cash flow? It flows right out of my hands to my creditors.'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

'How'll we handle this?'

In and Out Tray

"Your boss asked our boss to have our people talk with your people."

Church sign states congregation can't decide on carpet color.

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.