Deal Deliberator Gifts

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

"She's just running down the clock."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Customer Convention

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Overdraft limit.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

The merger hits a snag.

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

The Bargain Brand

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Black Friday