Divorce Deliberator Gifts

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."

Generation Ex.

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'... And just in case it doesn't work out, here's my card. I'm also a very good divorce lawyer.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"Quite frankly, I've had a gut-full of all his Shakespearean drama!"

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

Marriage & Divorce.

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

Marriage Returns

"As a matter of fact, yes, it was an amicable divorce."

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'