Divorce Discussion Debater Gifts

Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

I can have any woman I please - trouble is, these days they're almost impossible to please.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Do you agree with Rudy Giuliani? He said the president doesn't love America, because he's always apologizing for it and finding fault with it. Thoughts? *Actual reader question. Sounds EXACTLY like love to me. My husband would disagree, but don't mind him, he's just a quarrelsome know-it-all. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.

Marriage & Divorce.

Equal Time for All Christians

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"It seems your polls have slumped ever since that issue with the washing up."

"Daddy, which group of economists did you support during the recession?"

Occupy God's Vacuum

Most Millennial want a third major party to challenge the Republicans and Democrats. The last time a third party rose up and toppled a big-two party was when the Republicans supplanted the Whigs. What do you think that generation was called? Google says they were the "Progressives," but that doesn't sound old-timey enough to be right. I'm not sure what they should be named, but I'm pretty sure it should include the word "falutin." You should have your own political show.

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

If People Believed in Heaven and Hell

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

"Next time you give me anniversary flowers go out and buy them!"

'My trial marriage was dismissed for lack of evidence.'

"The willful suspension of logic and reason...that's the problem with the world today!"

"My mother warned me about marrying a poltergeist... I don't know what possessed me!"

How California Republicans Can Still Win Campaigns

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

"What on earth makes you think giving up golf would be one of my new year's resolutions?"