Divorce Discussion Debater Prints

Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

I can have any woman I please - trouble is, these days they're almost impossible to please.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

Marriage & Divorce.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

"It seems your polls have slumped ever since that issue with the washing up."

"Daddy, which group of economists did you support during the recession?"

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

"Next time you give me anniversary flowers go out and buy them!"

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

"The willful suspension of logic and reason...that's the problem with the world today!"

"My mother warned me about marrying a poltergeist... I don't know what possessed me!"

'My trial marriage was dismissed for lack of evidence.'

"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"He said he's with another woman, but I know that he's at the golf club again."