Divorce Discussion Participant Gifts

"Then one day he vanished without a trace."

Marriage & Divorce.

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

"My mother warned me about marrying a poltergeist... I don't know what possessed me!"

Recyling Bin.

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

'My trial marriage was dismissed for lack of evidence.'

"Next time you give me anniversary flowers go out and buy them!"

"I think we should ask ourselves: when did our Book Group begin to lose its way?"

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters."

'If my wife ever played a trick like that on me, she would be hearing from my mother, in a hurry!'

"Sorry, I must let you go, your Mom won you in the takeover bid."

Possible diversity of genders in online discussion.

Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

"if this is a bad time for you I can go back to the pub for a couple of hours."

'Call me old-fashioned but I think the whole angry, bitter divorce thing should be between a man and a woman.'

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."