Divorce Discussion Participant Gifts

"Then one day he vanished without a trace."

Marriage & Divorce.

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Do you agree with Rudy Giuliani? He said the president doesn't love America, because he's always apologizing for it and finding fault with it. Thoughts? *Actual reader question. Sounds EXACTLY like love to me. My husband would disagree, but don't mind him, he's just a quarrelsome know-it-all. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'

Tender Identity Crisis

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

Recyling Bin.

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"My mother warned me about marrying a poltergeist... I don't know what possessed me!"

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

'My trial marriage was dismissed for lack of evidence.'

"Next time you give me anniversary flowers go out and buy them!"

"What on earth makes you think giving up golf would be one of my new year's resolutions?"

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

"I think we should ask ourselves: when did our Book Group begin to lose its way?"

"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters."

'If my wife ever played a trick like that on me, she would be hearing from my mother, in a hurry!'

"Sorry, I must let you go, your Mom won you in the takeover bid."

Possible diversity of genders in online discussion.

Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

'Call me old-fashioned but I think the whole angry, bitter divorce thing should be between a man and a woman.'

"if this is a bad time for you I can go back to the pub for a couple of hours."