Discussion Participant Gifts

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Arizona In Black

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

'Yes, that person there...'

Immigration Measures in USA.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Safety Net.'

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

U.S. politics

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'Is this going to be on the test?'

School Signs of the Times.

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.