Discussion Participant Mugs

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Arizona In Black

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

'Yes, that person there...'

Immigration Measures in USA.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

'Safety Net.'

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

U.S. politics

Tender Identity Crisis

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

Most Millennial want a third major party to challenge the Republicans and Democrats. The last time a third party rose up and toppled a big-two party was when the Republicans supplanted the Whigs. What do you think that generation was called? Google says they were the "Progressives," but that doesn't sound old-timey enough to be right. I'm not sure what they should be named, but I'm pretty sure it should include the word "falutin." You should have your own political show.

'Is this going to be on the test?'

School Signs of the Times.

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.