Gender Discussion Participant Gifts

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"We need to hire more women."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

The girl with the most curves.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

"Then one day he vanished without a trace."

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters."

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

Gender.

Transvestite restrooms.

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

"I dunno, but I get the feeling it could be a girl..."