Gender Discussion Debater Gifts

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"We need to hire more women."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

Tender Identity Crisis

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

The girl with the most curves.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

Most Millennial want a third major party to challenge the Republicans and Democrats. The last time a third party rose up and toppled a big-two party was when the Republicans supplanted the Whigs. What do you think that generation was called? Google says they were the "Progressives," but that doesn't sound old-timey enough to be right. I'm not sure what they should be named, but I'm pretty sure it should include the word "falutin." You should have your own political show.

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

How California Republicans Can Still Win Campaigns

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

Listen - it's psychoanalysis coming up the river from Vienna.

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

'I tell you, Mrs. Jones has got her raise just because of her professional competence - there's NO other reason, Mr. Katsinski'!

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

The Choice