Gender Dynamic Debater Gifts

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"Have you noticed all these TV shows? The little girls are always smart beyond their years...and all the boys are clueless and naive."

Men explained.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Complaints departement for men and women.

"We need to hire more women."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

Every wife's dream conversation.

The girl with the most curves.

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'How can we explain this?'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

The Enigma on Your Sofa: A Stranger, or Just Strange?

'Miss Simpkins, I smell money. How about going on the game?'

'You wouldn't understand, Your Honor -- it's a guy thing.'

'I tell you, Mrs. Jones has got her raise just because of her professional competence - there's NO other reason, Mr. Katsinski'!

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

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