Gender Dynamic Debater T-Shirts

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"Have you noticed all these TV shows? The little girls are always smart beyond their years...and all the boys are clueless and naive."

Men explained.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Complaints departement for men and women.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"We need to hire more women."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Tender Identity Crisis

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

Every wife's dream conversation.

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

The girl with the most curves.

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

The Enigma on Your Sofa: A Stranger, or Just Strange?

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'Miss Simpkins, I smell money. How about going on the game?'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'How can we explain this?'

'You wouldn't understand, Your Honor -- it's a guy thing.'

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'