Gender Politics Debater T-Shirts

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

The girl with the most curves.

"Oh, brother. More of your father's toxic masculinity."

"And he had the nerve to tell me to close the laptop lid."

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

Tender Identity Crisis

Bi-Curious George

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"May I pray upon you?"

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

"Are you ready to do it my way!?"

"You better get used to all of me, because you'll never get half."

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'