Gender Politics Debater Gifts

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

The girl with the most curves.

"And he had the nerve to tell me to close the laptop lid."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

Bi-Curious George

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"May I pray upon you?"

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

"Are you ready to do it my way!?"

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"You better get used to all of me, because you'll never get half."

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'