Gender Roles Debater Gifts

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

A shared passion

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

The girl with the most curves.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

The Men-Only Cemetery.

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

"No, ma'am. Perjury is not a woman's prerogative."

'I tell you, Mrs. Jones has got her raise just because of her professional competence - there's NO other reason, Mr. Katsinski'!

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

Violence against women.

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'