Gender Roles Debater Pillows

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

A shared passion

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

Tender Identity Crisis

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

The girl with the most curves.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

10 commandments if God was a Woman...

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

The Men-Only Cemetery.

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

'I, Sarah Palin, wear the pants in the Republican Party!'

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'