Gender Roles Commentator Pillows

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

Behind Every Lame Guy

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"Call me old fashioned, but there will only one breadwinner in this house. You start tomorrow at 6am - in Manchester..."

"If women are from Venus and men are from Mars then I think he's from a skip outside the Burger Bar."

"I'm going away this weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"

A shared passion

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."