Playful Gender Commentator Pillows

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"

A shared passion

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

The girl with the most curves.

'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'

The Imperfect Hostess

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"They're all Neanderthals."

"When you have a minute love, my 'new man' t-shirt needs ironing."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Bullets and Cowets

"I've been married four times... do you think my resistance is down?"

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

"No, ma'am. Perjury is not a woman's prerogative."

'Then I remarked how good it was that the linebacker faked the blitz then dropped back into coverage. You should have seen his face. It was like I'd taken away his G.I Joe and put a dress on it.'

Male/Female Handcuff