Gender Dynamics Commentator Pillows

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Complaints departement for men and women.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

A shared passion

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

Land Of The Spokespersons

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece