Gender Dynamics Debater Pillows

'It's nothing personal, Finnegan ? I'm firing all unattractive male personnel.'

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

'I tell you, Mrs. Jones has got her raise just because of her professional competence - there's NO other reason, Mr. Katsinski'!

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Complaints departement for men and women.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

The girl with the most curves.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

"God may count the tears of women, but if from that he subtracts the signs of men we're back to ground zero."

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom