Gender Dynamics Debater Pillows

'It's nothing personal, Finnegan ? I'm firing all unattractive male personnel.'

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

'I tell you, Mrs. Jones has got her raise just because of her professional competence - there's NO other reason, Mr. Katsinski'!

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Complaints departement for men and women.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"We need to hire more women."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

The girl with the most curves.

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

Sawed Off Throne

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."