Gender Discourse Debater Pillows

Transvestite restrooms.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

Tender Identity Crisis

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

The girl with the most curves.

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

'I tell you, Mrs. Jones has got her raise just because of her professional competence - there's NO other reason, Mr. Katsinski'!

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

Gender.

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"