Gender Politics Debaters Pillows

"We need to hire more women."

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

Bi-Curious George

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"May I pray upon you?"

The girl with the most curves.

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

"You better get used to all of me, because you'll never get half."

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

'You're a typical male chauvinist pig!' 'And you're feisty... I like that in my women.'

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

Lauren of Anti-Arabia