Gender Politics Debaters Pillows

"We need to hire more women."

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

Tender Identity Crisis

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

Bi-Curious George

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

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The girl with the most curves.

"May I pray upon you?"

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

"You better get used to all of me, because you'll never get half."

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."

"I want you to follow my husband everywhere he goes and nag him."

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

'Listen, I know she's a useless secretary but since I employed her no man has taken a single day off.'

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'