Gender Debates Pillows

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We need to hire more women."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

The girl with the most curves.

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'You're a typical male chauvinist pig!' 'And you're feisty... I like that in my women.'

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'

Gender.

"You're writing letters in the masculine again."

Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

Transvestite restrooms.

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

'Look, woman! I can't talk any more, I've got a couple waiting to see me. Just you have my dinner ready and I'll be home when it suits me.'